Garpal Gumnut
Ross Island Hotel
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Subsequent to Jillian Segal's appointment to the new position of Special Envoy against Antisemistism an announcement has been made that another appointment will be made to combat Islamophobia.
I would like to quietly announce to my fellow members on ASF that a third position will be announced just prior to the next Federal Election ... A Special Envoy to combat Anti-Australianism. I have been approached and will accept the position.
While the two Ethnic appointments will not in any way increase community tensions, will not lead to a lessening of attacks on Jews nor Muslims and will not lead to a safer life for the cousins of both faiths in the Middle East, my appointment will make Australia a safer place for all Australians.
My lawyers and accountants, bookies and brokers are feverishly working on the fine print of my contract and my only non negotiable point is that my appointment be for life. There also may be the small need for a referendum to change the constitution so that my position remains separate from the High Court and the Parliament while exceeding theirs should my wise judgements clash with their silly ideas.
I am humbled.
gg
I would like to quietly announce to my fellow members on ASF that a third position will be announced just prior to the next Federal Election ... A Special Envoy to combat Anti-Australianism. I have been approached and will accept the position.
While the two Ethnic appointments will not in any way increase community tensions, will not lead to a lessening of attacks on Jews nor Muslims and will not lead to a safer life for the cousins of both faiths in the Middle East, my appointment will make Australia a safer place for all Australians.
My lawyers and accountants, bookies and brokers are feverishly working on the fine print of my contract and my only non negotiable point is that my appointment be for life. There also may be the small need for a referendum to change the constitution so that my position remains separate from the High Court and the Parliament while exceeding theirs should my wise judgements clash with their silly ideas.
I am humbled.
gg