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Given how much time we have spent dissecting the entrails of The Shovel I thought it would be worthwhile to contribute some material that could be of immense value to anyone still pedaling furiously in the rat race. (You now now these people)

Wankernomics
Are you a total failure at work?
Do you struggle with simple tasks like using the phrase “circle back” in every email? Have you never used the word “synergies” in a LinkedIn post?

You need Wankernomics.

Wankernomics started life as a live show, helping thousands of gormless Australians unlock the secrets to workplace success through the ancient art of being an annoying wanker.

Now Wankernomics is going even further, with a holistic, integrated, digital-first, multi-platform strategy. That’s right, we’ve set up a few social media accounts and a website.

Follow Wankernomics for tips on how to speak at work, how to look like a genius in meetings, and how to get promoted by simply dropping the phrase ‘360 degree all-hands ideation session’ into an email to your boss.

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