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Jokes from (about..) the USSR

Question to Radio Yerevan: *

How would the Soviet Government react to a completely hopeless situation?
– We don’t give out any information about Soviet agriculture.

Are there any historical precedents for the Soviet system of elections?
– Yes, in the story of the Creation. God made Eve, put her in the Garden of Eden, and said to Adam: “Now choose a woman.”

Which nationality were Adam and Eve?
– Soviet.
Why’s that?
– They had one apple between them, they were both completely naked—and they believed they were in Paradise.

[QUOTE="basilio, post: 1272962, member: 18692"] Jokes from (about..) the USSR Question to Radio Yerevan: * [B]How would the Soviet Government react to a completely hopeless situation?[/B] – We don’t give out any information about Soviet agriculture. [B]Are there any historical precedents for the Soviet system of elections?[/B] – Yes, in the story of the Creation. God made Eve, put her in the Garden of Eden, and said to Adam: “Now choose a woman.” [B]Which nationality were Adam and Eve?[/B] – Soviet. Why’s that? – They had one apple between them, they were both completely naked—and they believed they were in Paradise. [/QUOTE]

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