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I married a top – but now he wants to be a bottom

The man I fell in love with was dominant, but now he is obsessive and jealous. What can I do?


Pamela Stephenson Connolly

Tue 14 May 2024 20.51 AESTLast modified on Wed 15 May 2024 04.02 AEST



I am a man in my early 30s married to a man in his mid-50s. We have always been in an open relationship: we met at a sex party. When we met I was always a bottom and he a top. Over time, however, he has become obsessed with bottoming. He never penetrates me, even in a group, and has starting expressing jealousy about the tops that I attract. I feel he is throwing our life away in pursuit of a pipe dream and I long to get back the dominant top that I married – a role he is suited for physically. He has been looking at escort websites, which I find depressingly inevitable. How can I wake him up to reality?


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Bloke Who Got Free Uni and Paid $75,000 for $4M House Wonders What’s in Budget for Him

                                                                                

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A resident of Hawthorn in Melbourne’s east says he is furious that there is nothing in the budget for those struggling to maintain the upkeep on their tennis courts and holiday homes.


“All of these hand-outs for families, and students and renters. Well what about the people who don’t have a HECS debt? What about the people who don’t have a mortgage? Who don’t have to pay rent? Where’s the handout for them?


“You wouldn’t believe how hard it is right now. Try getting a builder to renovate a holiday house in Portsea – they’re booked up until 2026! That’s two years minimum without a second entertaining area over the summer months.


“And I’m not just having to pay for myself. Sure, my kids may have moved out of home, but I’ve still got five dependents – or ‘investment properties’ as some people like to call them. They don’t just pay for themselves. Well actually, they do, bad example, but you know what I mean.


“People like me are getting squeezed right now. I mean, just look at how high interest rates are at the moment. Yes, it’s true that I don’t have a mortgage, because I only paid $75,000 for my house. But it doesn’t change the fact that 6% is a large number”.


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