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If you have a Tesla make sure you keep up with the paternity checks for your wife, girlfriends, daughters, whoever.
Just saying..

New Tesla Comes With In-Built Baby Capsule for Child You Will Inevitably Have With Elon Musk

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Continuing his mission to single-handedly reverse declining global birth rates, Elon Musk has confirmed that all future Teslas will come standard with a baby capsule for the child he is statistically almost certain to have with you.

A member of the political party that espouses traditional family values, Musk – who at the time of writing had at least ~~eleven twelve~~  thirteen children to at least ~~three~~ four women – said fitting the child capsule as part of the production process would save time down the track.

“By the time the car is delivered, XI 3-Tech-Bro or whatever the **** the kid is called, will be born. So I figured it’s better to get the seat pre-installed – we all know how much of a hassle fitting those things can be”.
The Tesla’s will also include a piece of unique computer code, which can be used to update the car’s software or name the child.

[URL unfurl="true"]https://theshovel.com.au/2025/02/19/new-tesla-comes-with-in-built-baby-capsule/[/URL]

<blockquote data-quote="basilio" data-source="post: 1318241" data-attributes="member: 18692">If you have a Tesla make sure you keep up with the paternity checks for&nbsp; your wife, girlfriends, daughters, whoever.Just saying..<h3>New Tesla Comes With In-Built Baby Capsule for Child You Will Inevitably Have With Elon Musk</h3>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; [ATTACH=full]193981[/ATTACH]&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Continuing his mission to single-handedly reverse declining global birth rates, Elon Musk has confirmed that all future Teslas will come standard with a baby capsule for the child he is statistically almost certain to have with you.A member of the political party that espouses traditional family values, Musk – who at the time of writing had at least <s>eleven twelve&nbsp; </s>thirteen children to at least<s> three</s> four women – said fitting the child capsule as part of the production process would save time down the track.“By the time the car is delivered, XI 3-Tech-Bro or whatever the **** the kid is called, will be born. So I figured it’s better to get the seat pre-installed – we all know how much of a hassle fitting those things can be”.The Tesla’s will also include a piece of unique computer code, which can be used to update the car’s software or name the child.[URL unfurl=&quot;true&quot;]https://theshovel.com.au/2025/02/19/new-tesla-comes-with-in-built-baby-capsule/[/URL]</blockquote>

[QUOTE="basilio, post: 1318241, member: 18692"] If you have a Tesla make sure you keep up with the paternity checks for your wife, girlfriends, daughters, whoever. Just saying.. [HEADING=2][SIZE=7]New Tesla Comes With In-Built Baby Capsule for Child You Will Inevitably Have With Elon Musk[/SIZE][/HEADING] [ATTACH=full]193981[/ATTACH] Continuing his mission to single-handedly reverse declining global birth rates, Elon Musk has confirmed that all future Teslas will come standard with a baby capsule for the child he is statistically almost certain to have with you. A member of the political party that espouses traditional family values, Musk – who at the time of writing had at least [S]eleven twelve [/S]thirteen children to at least[S] three[/S] four women – said fitting the child capsule as part of the production process would save time down the track. “By the time the car is delivered, XI 3-Tech-Bro or whatever the **** the kid is called, will be born. So I figured it’s better to get the seat pre-installed – we all know how much of a hassle fitting those things can be”. The Tesla’s will also include a piece of unique computer code, which can be used to update the car’s software or name the child. [URL unfurl="true"]https://theshovel.com.au/2025/02/19/new-tesla-comes-with-in-built-baby-capsule/[/URL] [/QUOTE]

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